April 2012
74 posts
- dad: -gives me 6 singles-
- me: dad, are you a stripper? do we need to talk about this?
- dad: no, if I was a stripper I would only have 10s and 20s
- dad: because I'd be damn good
Go see what's up with you once the Internet is shut down for good. →
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It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Rachel can finally think clearly.
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Nana is now a lumberjack.
It’s been a year since the internet’s demise…Ashleigh has begun creating a new one.
It’s been a year since the internet’s demise…Megan has friends now.
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Ross is now racist.
(oh, that’s cool, I guess)
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… wilson finally has a sense of fashion.
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Micah went outside…..OUTSIDE!!!
It has been a year sind the internet’s demise… Stephanie now talks to stranger in real life
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Daniel has given up on everything.
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Sarah has become President.
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Bekah is now an avid reader.
“Obama fielded a facetious question from then-CEO Eric Schmidt: “What is the most efficient way to sort a million 32-bit integers?” Schmidt was having a bit of fun, but before he could move on to a real question, Obama stopped him. “Well, I think the bubble sort would be the wrong way to go,” he said—correctly. Schmidt put his hand to his forehead in disbelief, and the room erupted in raucous applause.”
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Obama is a True Nerd!
The A/B Test: Inside the Technology That’s Changing the Rules of Business | Epicenter | Wired.com
(via felixsalmon)
“Here’s the thing about jokes. They only work when they’re aiming up. I wrote this in another piece recently, but I’m just going to plagiarize myself: People in positions of power simply cannot make jokes at the expense of the powerless. That’s why, at a company party, you never have a roast where the CEO is roasting the janitor (“Isn’t it funny how Steve can barely feed his family? This guy knows what I’m talking about!” [points to other janitor]). Because that would be GROSS, and both janitors would have to work late to clean up everyone’s barf. Open-mic comedians, I know you think you’re part of some fresh vanguard in alternative comedy who just discovered that a lot of black ladies don’t like it when you touch their hair, but pleeeeeeease just stick to stuff about how your stupid girlfriend is a bitch. (Just kidding. Please never speak again.)”
—A Complete Guide to ‘Hipster Racism’
(via npr)
(via npr)
