But then there was a star danced...

don't be a dick

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:24:25 -0500

If a big part of your enjoyment of a thing on TV or movies is nitpicking it to death, that’s cool.

… but shitting all over the people who enjoyed the same thing without nitpicking it to death is really not cool.

bartony: these dorks

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:28:40 -0500

bartony:

these dorks

"Πάντα ῥεῖ καὶ οὐδὲν μένει"

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:19:43 -0500

““Πάντα ῥεῖ καὶ οὐδὲν μένει””

- All is flux, and nothing abides.

- Heraclitus (c. 535-475 BC), quoted in Plato, Cratylus 402a, and Diogenes Laertius, Lives of the Philosophers, IX.8 (c. 3rd century BC)

"Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:18:33 -0500

“Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re liars.
I can’t imagine how scandalized those critics who were relieved to have something that was mild enough to not excite their kids would’ve been if they’d stopped for a second and realized what was actually going on. The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it’s up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being. And the way that you win isn’t through supernatural powers, or even through fighting. The way that you win is by doing the most dangerous thing that any person being lied to by someone in power can do: You think.”

- Ask Chris #81: Scooby-Doo and Secular Humanism (via missshirley)

thefrogman: By Tree [tumblr | twitter]

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:33:16 -0500

thefrogman:

By Tree [tumblr | twitter]

angelgazing: hvit-ravn: ‘lets do something fun!’ ‘be serious,...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:30:26 -0500

angelgazing:

hvit-ravn:

‘lets do something fun!’

‘be serious, sirius’

FOREVER OTP. FOR. EV. ER.

dear people who keep making bad superman movies:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:54:38 -0500

gyzym:

look, i get it: superman as a character can be pretty hard to make an audience relate to because he’s, you know, a super man! he has the powers, we know not of them, and while the interesting angle on superman is definitely his humanity y’all keep getting that really wrong, like shamefully wrong, but it’s okay, i understand, it’s hard to write, the shadow of the great christopher reeve movies, shhh, shhh. it’s gonna be okay, let me explain you a thing, there’s an easy solution, you just make this movie:

we open on a twelve year old lois lane in the aftermath of a FUCKSHIT CATASTROPHE. something disastrous has gone down — maybe it’s a massive oil spill, maybe it’s a situation reminiscent of the erin brockovich scandal, this is just a vague concept sketch, fill in what you want. the important part is: it’s a big bad corporate fuckup of the sort that we’re all too familiar with these days, and it’s got lexcorp written all over it. our first introduction to lois is watching her get approached by a patronizing, downtalking reporter and, all of twelve years old, step up to the fucking plate and take him and the company to task in the public eye. she’s the most poised and professional and pissed as fuck twelve year old you’ve ever seen, and she knows her facts, too. the reporter is impressed, but not as impressed as we, the audience, are as we watch her reign back her fear and do whatever she can to help her family, friends, and community.

sharpcut to a guy in a dead run down a back alley; he’s sweating and looking over his shoulder, clearly being chased. the camera pans out to reveal a daily planet logo — because, hey guys, the year is 2013, so the planet’s a 24 hour news network* now. you can argue new york times parallels all you want but the truth is that if superman’s looking for a job where he can a) be apprised of what’s going down with maximum speed and b) have an excuse to be on the scene immediately? then in this day and age he sure as shit ain’t working for print media; fight me. and you know what else, maybe clark’s a fucking camera man because he’s not actually great at reading or writing news because YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES CHARACTERS RELATABLE AND INTERESTING TO HUMAN BEINGS IS FLAWS, F L A W S, THAT IS THE THING YOU KEEP FORGETTING AND IT’S WHY SUPERMAN MOVIES KEEP BEING PAINFULLY BORING, ugh, whatever, moving forward.

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jlbrady: Star Trek facepalm appreciation post.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:30:58 -0500

jlbrady:

Star Trek facepalm appreciation post.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:27:17 -0500

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:04:42 -0500

bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:59:16 -0500

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

#james tiberius kirk #i mean #cough #sorry #what? who said that

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:50:09 -0500

#james tiberius kirk #i mean #cough #sorry #what? who said that

gayyourlifemustbe: benedictcumbergasm: kpopandbbc: welcome-azk...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:45:39 -0500

gayyourlifemustbe:

benedictcumbergasm:

kpopandbbc:

welcome-azkaban-bitch:

The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.

I like how his last mention answers the first.

I open at the close

Fuck u all

angelgazing: youve-always-mattered: i think my dream job would be to be a mythbuster MY...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:44:37 -0500

angelgazing:

youve-always-mattered:

i think my dream job would be to be a mythbuster

MY HEROES

finding-forte: you know what I make a pretty convincing lesbian...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:44:05 -0500

finding-forte:

you know what I make a pretty convincing lesbian if I do say so myself

You’re adorable.

lyzarts: The terrible truth behind Adventure Time.

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:53:14 -0500

lyzarts:

The terrible truth behind Adventure Time.

naked & articulate: sugarfey replied to your post: sugarfey replied to your post: … I...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:14:18 -0500

naked & articulate: sugarfey replied to your post: sugarfey replied to your post: … I...:

brbshittoavenge:

sugarfey replied to your post: sugarfey replied to your post: …

I watched the Harry Potter fandom destroy itself over and over. I survived the Angel vs Spike debate. When it comes to ship wars, I’m done, I’m out.

Oh gosh, I stayed out of Harry Potter but saw the wank via…

Well, there were some parts of the HP fandom that were relatively sane. I was always pretty well behaved.

But I can’t argue that there was some seriously outrageous wankery.

popcltrgeek: pomegran8: you know what’s dumb the concept of treating adolescents like children...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:30:07 -0500

popcltrgeek:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

which is precisely why I started treating my daughter like a young adult by the time she hit her teens

Yes. This.

small-medium-at-large: finding-forte: steelebutnotdanielle: th...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 17:33:25 -0500

small-medium-at-large:

finding-forte:

steelebutnotdanielle:

theaveragekatsby:

missusmagius:

The PREPOSTEROUS FLAMING PRINCESSsaves the day!

evil crouching ball

Incredible Diamond Foot

Incredible Crouching Girl

BRILLIANT GIANT ROCK.

least useful superhero

Brilliant Flaming Lion

seems legit

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